Archive for April, 2008

WW-What?

Posted in Videos on April 27, 2008 by Lovecraft

I know a lot of you wrestling fans out there are pretty hardcore, but even then you all start begging for a change. Well, beg no more because the “Ultimate Wrestling League” has made it’s way… into your console.

So, don’t let me spoil the fun by yapping about it, but rather have you see it with your own eyes.
Many of you may recognize some of the “celebrities” that took part in the making of the video, and some are completely strange to you. Either way, get ready to rumble, in your seat that is.

Colonel Sander’s Makeover

Posted in General on April 27, 2008 by Lovecraft

Don’t you get tired of things going stale for awhile? Sure, old school has always made a come back,
but even then things start to stink a bit if they are left unattended.
It so happens that our Asian counterparts,
most specifically the Japanese, have turned old news into “freaking-awesome-you-gotta-see-this” news.

OK, so what am I talking about here? It is no surprise that KFC has made it’s way into the Japanese consumers.
In a country where people are obsessed with fish, rice and sake, there’s little room for fried chicken, but KFC
has played it right and gain a lot of popularity, having restaurants all over the country.
But then as I was saying, things go stale and well… so do sales.

To find an answer to this problem, a very clever strategic approach was taken. It so happens that with the recent rise of the “otaku” culture in Japan, a lot of people have come to see things being “Moe” and what
better way to promote KFC than “pimping” Colonel Sanders, but not the kind of pimping us Americans are
used to, but rather the “Gothic” kind of the Akihabara street-mongers. Akihabara is known for it’s colorful people and Gothic scene, so we saw this one coming.
Anyhow, I present to you the all new and improved Colonel Sander… in a maid suit!

Colonel

That’s right folks! Colonel Sander is now officially… well Moefied.
I love how Japanese people turn day-to-day things into out-of-this-world things.
Now, if we could only start seeing those here… I’ll have myself some good ol’ fried chicken.

Source: Canned Dogs

Eat your heart out Garfield!!!

Posted in General on April 17, 2008 by Lovecraft

If there’s anything that i truly admire about the Japanese is their sense of cuteness, and to prove it i bring you… *drum-roll* “Memebon”.
What?, Who?, Where?.
Relax, it’s just the most adorable kitten in the whole universe~!
She’s the result of breeding a Scottish Fold and a Persian cat.

She has a very peculiar look by the way, and not to mention she also has her own website, blog, buttons, mugs and a zillion other merchandise available at her disposal.

She’s ready to take over the world!, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it.
Expect a few thousand people die from cuteness, or fall pray to her unavoidable looks.
Ah well, I’ll have to admit i almost did fell in love with her, if i wasn’t a dog person that is.
Anyways, if you can’t get enough of Memebon, then visit her website here or just drool to death with the few pictures down under.
*sigh* If only i had come up with such a good idea like this…
I’ll be rich bitch!

mememon

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Source: Japanator.com

Continuing the Japan Invasion!

Posted in Videos on April 16, 2008 by Lovecraft

Ah well, since I’ve been doing a lot of coverage into Japanese culture,
i decided that it would be a great idea to upload a video of one of my favorite bands.
It’s a bit old, but the song kicks so much ass that it would literally fly you to Japan in a one way trip.
Anyways, with that said, enjoy the vid and remember to turn your speakers up!!!

Oscar Mayer would be proud *sniff*

Posted in General on April 12, 2008 by Lovecraft

matsuri

Ah yes, nothing sets the mood like watching a gigantic penis being carried around town.
Indeed, it’s that time of the year for the Japanese when they get to celebrate their infamous “Hōnen Matsuri”, a fertility festival that takes place on the 15Th of March (we’re a bit late now tho).
The most known place for the festival to take place is the town of Komaki, on the northern part of Nagoya.
Shinto priests play a variety of instruments while others carry on their backs a gigantic wood penis.
Roughly at 620lbs and 96 inches long (calm down ladies), this colossal
phallus makes people from all over Japan have a good time.
Now, if someone could make a gigantic condom as well, it would serve as both a festival and a safe-sex awareness campaign. *jiggle*

McPorn, I’m lovin’ it!

Posted in General on April 10, 2008 by Lovecraft

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So it seems Japanese people have a morbid fascination for fast food,
and McDonnalds seems the right place to shoot a porno film.
Hold on a minute… porno at McDonnalds?!. Damn Right!!!
“McPorno” was shot at Higashimatsuyama City, Saitama Prefecture. Nahoko Shimada and her 21 year old companion agreed to shoot a porno film at McDonnalds to help a run-down AV director pay his fines.
The director’s excuse to shoot the film there was that McDonnalds is a cheap place, and well, why bother spending money on location right?. Now, if we could only get that kind of service here,
I’ll be getting my Mc-On every time i go!

Source: Japanator.com

The man who sold the world

Posted in General on April 1, 2008 by Lovecraft

It’s no surprise that I’m a big fan of Cobain, not only was he the greatest rockstar of the 90’s, but he introduced a new sound to the stale glam-rock medium that populated the radio; and since we’re getting close to the date of his passing away (April 5), I decided to post a video that in my opinion reflects the spirit of his wild persona.
So with that said, enjoy the video.

KURT COBAIN (1967-1994)